Juicy
*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*

windypenguin:

tuiteyfruityundead:

i-like-the-tuna-here:

America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.

we know

too bad the government doesn’t

olanrogers:

Pound It.

unsatisfiedjudge:

your words no longer mean anything to me

unsatisfiedjudge:

your words no longer mean anything to me

cinderellafall:

chibird:

You’ve already gotten one checked off for ya! ;D

omg so cute

cinderellafall:

chibird:

You’ve already gotten one checked off for ya! ;D

omg so cute

all american family dinner
mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

stylesxhealy:

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

nishlo:

this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl

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oshitsunkistoyeah:

rikaderika:

Stops the zombie horde by doing a song/dance number on Kino der Toten’s stage.

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY,

HELLO MY OH FUCK THE DOGS ARE HERE

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE